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Faith

Friday, March 31, 2006

Statistics


1 out of 350,000 Americans get electrocuted in their life.

45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.

96% of candles that are purchased are by women.


A chance of a woman having twins is increased after the age of 35. About 1 in 27 women will give birth to twins after this age. After 50 the chances of having twins is 1 in 9.

According to a study by the nation's largest auto insurer, most accidents occur between 3 and 6 p.m. on Friday.


Annually, fires that occur at home kill more Americans than all natural disasters combined.

Annually, the amount of garbage that is dumped in the world's oceans is three times the weight of fish that is caught from the oceans.

Approximately one out of every 55 women from Canada give birth in their car on the way to the hospital or clinic.

By recycling just one glass bottle, the amount of energy that is being saved is enough to light a 100 watt bulb for four hours.

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

In America, 38% of doctors are Indians.

In China, people eat a bar of chocolate for every 1,000 chocolate bars eaten by the British.

In a year, the average person walks four miles to make his or her bed.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I`m vomit it




CV - McDonald’s
This is an actual job application that a 17-yaer-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!!!


NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: 185 000.00 $ a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can handle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and “post-it” notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU BHAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSYCAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50 lbs?: 50lbs of what?
DO YOU HAVE CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweeptakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes, absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.

try to find more here

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Magic Banana

A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout .It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood and glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia. Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. Brain Po wer: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief. Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Constipation,Hangovers,Morning Sickness,Nerves,Ulcers,Temperature control,Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD),Smoking,Stress,Warts,more...




Friday, March 10, 2006

Zen Smile

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty muchleave me alone.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt andleaky tire.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and alaxative on the same night.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal yourneighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in theirshoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and youhave their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips aremoving.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how tofish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side,and it holds the universe together.

Thanks to chshkt


Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Its all about the coffee

A person would have to drink more than 12 cups of hot cocoa to equal the amount of caffeine found in one cup of coffee. Coffee is the second most traded product in the world after petroleum. World wide coffee production tips the scales at about 6 million metric tonnes.Coffee beans were chewed for more than 400 years before the first cup of coffee was brewed.The percolator was invented in 1827 by a French man. It would boil the coffee producing a bitter tasting brew. Today most people use the drip or filtered method to brew their coffee.

Coffee has about five times the amount of caffeine as a can of Coke.
Decaffeinated coffee is not 100% caffeine free. When coffee is being decaffeinated, 2% of the caffeine still remains in it.


Over the course of one year, a coffee tree only produces about 1.5 pounds of coffee.
Seniors who drink a cup of coffee before a memory test score higher than those who drink a cup of decaffeinated coffee.

Germany is the world's second largest consumer of coffee in terms of volume at 16 pounds per person. October 1st is the official Coffee Day in Japan. The rarest coffee in the world is Kopi Luwak, which is found in Indonesia. It cost about $300 a pound.
Each year some 7 million tons of green beans are produced world wide. Most of which is hand picked.
The priests believed that the coffee was the drink of the devil. That Satan had invented the drink for the Moslem infidels as a substitute for the wine they were forbidden to drink. Since wine in the Western Christian world was sanctified by Christ and used in Holy communion, coffee must then be of the Anti-Christ. If a Christian drank this devil brew they would risk eternal damnation is how the argument went.
The English word "Coffee" comes from the Latin name of the genus Coffea. The genus Coffea is a member of the Rubiaceae family which has over 500 genera and 6,000 species that are largely tropical trees and shrubs.

learn some more:
http://www.gourmetcoffeeclub.com/cof_facts.htm
http://www.heritage-coffee.com
http://www.cosic.org/



Friday, March 03, 2006

Amazing India

The official Sanskrit name for India is Bharat. The name `India’ is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.
The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name `Hindustan’ combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus.

The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented the digit zero.

Sanskrit is considered as the mother of all higher languages. This is because it is the most precise, and therefore suitable language for computer software. ( a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987 ).
Chess was invented in India.

Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies which originated in India.


The' place value system' and the 'decimal system' were developed in 100 BC in India.
The first six Mogul Emperor's of India ruled in an unbroken succession from father to son for two hundred years, from 1526 to 1707.
The World's First Granite Temple is the Brihadeswara temple at Tanjavur in Tamil Nadu. The shikhara is made from a single ' 80-tonne ' piece of granite. Also, this magnificient temple was built in just five years, (between 1004 AD and 1009 AD) during the reign of Rajaraja Chola
The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after levelling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.
India has the most post offices in the world !
The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system, employing over a million people !.

The World's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The father of medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
The art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh 6000 over years ago. The very word 'Navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
Bhaskaracharya rightly calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. His calculations was - Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: ( 5th century ) 365.258756484 days.
The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, which was long before the European mathematicians.
Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world. ( Source . Gemological Institute of America )
The Baily Bridge is the highest bridge in the world. It is located in the Ladakh valley between the Dras and Suru rivers in the Himalayan mountains. It was built by the Indian Army in August 1982.
Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India medicine. Detailed knowledge of anatomy, embryology, digestion, metabolism, physiology, etiology, genetics and immunity is also found in many ancient Indian texts.


Sushruta is regarded as the father of surgery. Over 2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones and also plastic surgery and brain surgeries.

Born on September 5, 1888, at Tiruttani, 40 miles to the north-east of Madras, Radhakrishnan grew to become the most famous Indian teacher and philosopher of all times. In his honour, this day is celebrated as Teacher's Day.
more about Amazing India:

http://www.tourindia.com/

http://www.mapsofindia.com/

http://www.incredibleindia.org/

http://bharatudaymission.org/